Monday, March 25, 2013

Air Plants


This is a Tillandsia cyanea - Pink Quill Bromeliaceae.  AKA an air plant.    Most of the year it is thin green leaves.  Period.  Then, it sends out this insanely fluorescent pink "thing".  Not really a flower, because after you have viewed in awe the gorgeous pink "thing", suddenly when you are ambling around the yard you notice it has produced an insanely fluorescent purple flower, also.   Many surprises come with tropical plants.  It seems the hotter the climate the more insane the foliage.  Maybe it is Mother Nature's gift to balance the critters, snakes and other bizarre critters that also share the climate.  Alligators.  Sharks.  Poisonous Lion Fish.  Fire Coral.  Crocodiles.  Rat Snakes.  Scorpions.  Poisous Bufo Frogs.  Etc. 

Monday, March 18, 2013

Keys Kreep

I often write about the Sea Dell and have heard many times that I should write a book about the events that occur with a motel.  In general, the Florida Keys attract all manner of good, bad and ugly.  There is an attitude here that is very positive about acceptance and allowing individuality which I like very much.  I have met many interesting and bright people who seem to follow their dreams and interests.  And those interests generally involve a love of nature and the beauty that lies over and under the water.  And most of our guests, from all around the world, are wonderful and lovely people.

However, on the down side, the Keys do attract an inordinate amount of people who seem to be escaping the responsibilities of life.  Perhaps because it is the furthest south you can go in the Continental U.S., it is almost like as escape route from reality.  Or, because of the accepting manner and party atmosphere, there seem to be a higher than normal number of "deadbeats" - those people who do not seem to want to comply with the norms and rules of society.

Recently we ran across a real con man.  He came into our lives as a renter for one of my son's properties.  Upon meeting him, I was very impressed by his clean cut looks, and articulate manner.  He had a very plausible story about why he and his wife and two children needed a place on such short notice and he agreed to do work on the rental in exchange for the first months rent.  The agreement seemed perfect, because neglect of the property due to my son's absentee landlord status meant either we hired someone or this nice gentleman would do the work.  I was so "conned" that we never considered doing any sort of background search.  Lesson learned - it is imperative before you rent!

After the first month, Harry went to visit the property to see what had been done.  Most of the promised work was incomplete and the tenant had a multitude of excuses.  However, what Harry also discovered was that the tenant had 6 dogs and birds - all not mentioned on the rental contract.  In  fact, Matt had been repeatedly trying unsuccessfully to get that missing page of the contract from the tenant.  Now we knew why.  When Harry returned to place a license sticker on the mobile home, he spoke with the wife about the pets.  Later that day, Matt received an email from the tenant and the story had been distorted to Harry screaming at the wife and the neighbors were witnesses to his abuse.   A few days later when the rent was 5 days late with every conceivable excuse other than the birds ate the rent, Harry decided to hire an attorney to do the eviction because his gut told him this tenant was going to be trouble.  And boy, was he right. 

In early March, when the eviction notice was scheduled to be posted, Harry drove by the property to see if the tenant was still at the property.  In fact, the tenant was outside with a moving truck.  Harry drove past, turned around and went home.  Later that day a police officer showed up at our door.  My mean 68 year old husband had, according to the tenant and his witness wife, punched the 35 year old tenant in the jaw and the tenant had called 911.  Harry had to show the police offer his knuckles!  The next day, the situation got uglier when the same Sheriff showed up with a restraining order, claiming Harry had not only punched the tenant, but was stalking his wife and kids, and had last month driven by and tried to hit the tenant with our car.  The County Prosecutor threw out the punching allegation (neighbors who were outside at the time corroborated that they had not seen or heard any disturbance) but the restraining order has to be addressed.  As I am a witness to counter some of the lies, I am happily attending the hearing.  Of course, the tenant will not appear so it will be thrown out. 

In the meantime, the tenant was evicted and when we went to check out the property, found that they had literally trashed the place.  We had to pay someone to haul two large truckloads of animal feces and urine stained furniture, mattresses and belongings out to the transfer station.  And, found moldings, walls, floors, doors, etc. deliberately damaged.  A baseball bat was lying in the living room and all flooring had been pounded and broken.  It was so filthy and disturbing that our lawyer contacted children's services to check on the well being of the two children in this couple's care.  Because, after the fact, we learned that the tenant had been evicted from their previous rental and that property manager said that this renter was the worse they had encountered ever, and felt the man was possibly abusive to his wife and children.  And, that he had also trashed their rental to the tune of $10,000 worth of damages.

So, we will file for damages for Matt, which of course he will never see.  And, we will help Matt get the rental back in shape.  In fact, we have a lovely little Cuban man who has lived in the U.S. for over 30 years and refuses to speak English who is doing a wonderful job of restoration and lets us practice our Spanish.  And, of course, most importantly, we will be much more careful in renting and despite many, many positive experiences, learn that we need to know the background.  We should know better by now, as we have been burned quite often down here in the Keys.  But, who wants to look at each potential renter as a "deadbeat"?  Maybe me, from now on.

Sunday, March 17, 2013

Orchid Ramble 2013

I finally got my nerve up and impulsively agreed to offer our yard as part of the Upper Keys Orchid, Bromeliad and Fern Society's annual garden ramble.  After I said yes, and the flier and directions were sent out, I sort of panicked.  We were going to be gone the weekend before and what seemed like an easy offer began to produce anxiety.  I mean, garden performance anxiety.  What if my yard was the worst and people secretly wondered who I thought I was to suggest people would want to see it!  But, in reality, everyone offers something unique to share with others.  Ideas come from our ability to see what other's do with our little plots of coral rock we are blessed to own or rent down here in "Paradise."

The day was glorious, in the mid-70's.  Everything was as cleaned up as possible, considering I live with two men who are Mr. Fix-its.  I provided some decadent homemade coffee cake to sweeten my guests impressions, and all in all it was a lot of fun answering questions about plants, water features and my wonderful orchid lath house that Harry built for me.  Then off to visit some other properties and learn and be awed by how creative people can be who all share the love of plants and gardening.

New Orleans Style Wedding

I haven't written for so long that I will have to do speed writing.  Early this month we attended the wedding of a friend's daughter in New Orleans.  We combined a mini-vacation with a memorable life event.  Alexandra is the daughter of one of my dearest friends.  I saw her the day she was born and watched her grow up into a most sensational young woman.  She has no idea of how much time every developmental milestone, every school and career decision that she made and every boyfriend she had was analyzed and discussed by her mother and myself.  We totally approve of the new husband, especially since he is a fisherman and has already been "on the boat".  The wedding was total fun - hanging out with old friends, eating and touring our way around the French Quarter and perhaps a bit of imbibing? 

Highlights: Visiting the dueling piano bar at Pat O'briens, beignets at Cafe DuMonde just as "the girls" had 10 years ago when we attended Mardis Gras when Alex attended Loyola, having creole food at Mothers restaurant -not once but twice, attending the reception the night before the wedding at the Pharmacy Museum, the wedding at the chapel on Loyola's campus, a Second Line parade complete with brass band and police escort through the French Quarter, the reception at the Southern Oaks Plantation including fireworks.  Thanks to Alex and Elliott and parents for hosting a great time.  Cannot wait until they move back to South Florida in the next couple months so we can see them more often.